Posted by Rastus Ledbetter Jewnyer on March 26, 1999 at 23:32:35:
In Reply to: Steve
Irwin posted by Snake Nut on March 25, 1999 at 21:17:02:
i orderd me one of them green mombos from them glades herp peeple and it shoud be here ta'morra. mY plan is to let it free roam my trailer while im at work to ketch mice an roaches an let the kids put it up when thay get in from skool. At night we gon keep it in the car so some of our naybors wont be thinkin bout them joy rides in old red. thets my car. I figger the mice an roaches shoud keep it reel fat as we gots lots of em. Speshully roaches. once littl Earl hed won in is eer. but i seen a helluv a show on that Steve Urwun fella at the mall one time in the tv dapartmunt. AN it got me ta thinken how good a snake wood be to keep out berglars en mice. Enny help wood bee mitey gratefull four. Speshul thanks to my dawter Eula for helpen me rite this on tha compewter.
Well mah dawter rote this rite after we got the shipmint frum glades herp an we had our lil problem:
Posted by Eula Ledbetter Jewnyer on March 29, 1999 at 16:13:51:
In Reply to: Green
mombo posted by Rastus Ledbetter Jewnyer on March 26, 1999 at
23:32:35:
Yall,
my diddys been asleep ever sense he opend that box
frum glades herp. diddy opend that box bfour we got home And we ain't seen
no Green Mombo inny where. An we still got roches an rats. diddy needs to
wake up an take a bath cuz heez startin to smell. ENNy help is shore
preeshyated.
bye,
its me EULA
Ah shore do thank ya, Eula, fer askin them nice peple at kingsnake.com fer help, cuz if it wasnt fer them Ah woulda nevur got the anty venum. Anty venum is a reel good thang if yall are keepin green mambos around. Its real spensive tho. Costed me old red (thats my car) and my gun. Ahm still payin it off too. If yall dont wanna end up like old Rastus, lissen up close now and pay tenshun.
Well theres a cuple thangs ya need ta know if yer gonna handle green mambos and sichlike vennymus snakes. Furst ya gotta show'em whos boss. Slap em round a lil. Dont use nuthin but yer bare hands an teeth ta teach em a lessun. Usin funny lookin sticks is fer sissies. You kin use the neck of yer beer bottl if its a big beer bottl. Drink the beer furst tho. Other wise it makes a mess.
Some guy with herpes tole me Ah was not handlin snakes rite. At leest he sed he wuz a herpy or sumthin. Anyway he wuz sick all right. He tole me ah shud lern abowt hooking, and ah punched him in the mowth. cuz ahm not that kinda guy.
Yall are gonna need a cage fer yer green mambo. Unless ya gots a reel big bathrom in yer trailer. Then it can crall around loose in yer bathrom. Its good fer gittin rid of mice and roches. Dont let it inta the rest of yer trailer and be shure to turn the lites on and swing round in front of ya with a stick couple-three times afore ya use the bathroom at nite. Got ta be reel carful with them vennymus snakes.
Green mambos likes ta climb up places. A reel fun game is ta turn the ceeling fan on when the mambo is up there an see who it lands on. Wheeee. The mambo will be reel mad when it cums down tho so be carful. The hole fammly kin have lotsa fun playin games with yer vennymus pets.
Eula n'me are plannin to git us sum more snakes from glades herp soon. Them Waboom vipers are awful purty an you kin pet em an hold em cuz they are reel fat an slow-like. Eula wants ta put em on the sofa insted of cushuns. Ya keep a Waboom viper happy by feedin it lotsa mice. Theres lotsa mice here in our trailer. It should be reel happy with us. Ah dunno why there called Waboom vipers tho. Could it be cuz they kin alla sudden go "Waboom" on yer ass? Ah shore hope not. Them thangs got big heds an big teefs.
Wranglers vipers shore are purty too. Ah guess they like ta ride horses an thats why their calld Wranglers. My naybor has sum horses. This shud be fun.
Well Ah hope yall have injoyed my page on vennymus snake keepin. Dont fergit ta follah all my adviss if ya want ta be a reel vennymus snake keeper. cuz ah kin keep vennymus snakes bout as good as ah kin rite. thats purty good. But if ya dont like my adviss an want ta listen ta that sissy herpy feller, he tole me ta go ta this ladys web page insted. She kin teach ya all about hooking, he sez. Well Ah think thats indecint an ah dont wanna get no herpys so ah wont go there.
Fer some pitchers of me handlin vennymus snakes, go ta Rastus Ledbetter's Snake Handlin Lessins.
If yall want to see more funny stuff bout snakes go here ta Melissa's page. An heres a page wheer sum Aussie fella musta red my page an took my adviss cuz this is whut happuned ta him. He servived. but ah dont think he kin handal venummus snakes no more, he aint got no arm. Fer some reeson they wanna give him this prize calld the Darwin Award. I dont think he duserves no prize but thets just me.
Fer more funnin, lookit this sientiffick page wheer they discribe the fishtale viper. Er sumthin like thet. An dont miss this heer story bout takin pitchers of alligaters. Thet herpy lady also rote sum bout snakes an quakes.
If yall reely wants ta have sum fun, rite sumpthin bout snakes in the Freer, Texas rattlesnake roundup guest book. Theres lotsa my trayler park frends hangin out there, sum of them gots good solid fambly trees too. They caint rite or spell er nothin but they shore do like killin snakes. Mebbe yall kin figger out sum good thangs to say to them peeple. Theres alredy sum reel smart herpy fellers there sayin funny thangs bout the roundup fellers. Yall kin go an join up with'em.
Ah likes the tales Grandpa Tucker tells. Yall drop on by an meet a snake named Sammy who gits lotsa nice pomes rote about him. This is a good site fer the younguns.
Er else yall can go back to the main page on this site, the one that aint funnin.
Bye yall,
Rastus & Eula Ledbetter (an lil Earl)
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