Rastus Ledbetter Larns Ya Snake Handlin

Heer are sum pitchers that kin help larn ya reel good snake handlin. Furst ya git a poison snake, like this here purty thang. This thang is called a Fee Viper, on account a it costin so durn much money. Then ya gits the beer. This beer is calld Hiney Kin, ah guess on account a if you drink coupla three six packs, ya starts lookin at the hineys on yer kin. Enny how we drink a lotta that heer in my town. Heer is a pitcher of how ta handle'um.

Vennymus snakes are awful purty thangs, and the wimminfolk like it if ya makes joolrey outa'em. Lookey here, Fee Vipers make dang good earrings. Yall shud try this un at home if ya wants ta be jist like Rastus Ledbetter. Ah kin handal vennymus snakes bout as gud as ah kin reed an rite. thets purty gud.

Yer vennymous snake pet shud get ta know ya. If ya lets it crall on ya when ya aint got no shirt on, it might find a reel gud hidin place on ya. A course ya kin lets the snake hide a lil lower, but ah dint let him go down there cuz ah didnt want the pore lil snake ta feels intimidated,

Well thets all fer Rastus Ledbetters snake handaling lessuns. Remember, if ya wants to be just like Rastus Ledbetter, ya kin foller my advice. If ya dont wanna be like me, yall can go back to the main page on this site, the one that aint funnin.

Bye yall,

Rastus & Eula Ledbetter (an lil Earl)

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